Oath of Allegiance to the Nordic Avengers

*Jackie Chan breaks brick*
Thats whats gonna happen to enemies of Odin!

I may not look like a traditional viking, but I am truly one at heart.

Susan Adelaide Pachenko returning after something like a year, and ready to sign up for TOTAL VIKING POWER.

Welcome back Miss Pachenko

If I haven't already taken care of your access, I will do so later today.

Arnbjorn Thunderfist, First Son of Bergelmir, Son of Thrudgelmir, Son of Aurgelmir,
Who carries the blood-heritage of the jötnar upon his shoulders,
Whose path is foreordained in the Poetic Edda,
Does hereby swear his allegiance to Odin, his lieutenants, and the Nordic Avengers until the world trembles, water swallows the ground, and the final destiny of the gods is recognized.