Oath of Allegiance to the Nordic Avengers

Checkered voices allegiance to the great Nordic Avengers and vows to destroy all enemies, rape the horses and steal the women...I mean rape the women and steal the horses of those that cross our paths!!! Long live the Avengers. Let's kick some ass!

Welcome to our halls.


Also, to note for the future, I will never accept any Nordic Avenger using "rape" in their lexicon. I take offence to it and it is one of very few things that will get me worked up.

You have my hounds!

And my acid!

I, phaeopyxis,
pledge my living and my dying (mostly dying to be honest), my weapons and claws, and of course the snarky attitude to bringing about Ragnarok, wherein most will perish and we will do much of the perish-ificating.

I, Godfrey Grey, do hereby pledge to aid the Nordic Avengers in their quest for the ultimate realization of Ragnarok, through the provisions of my craft. Though I may be only now learning the ways of my craft, one day, I will reach the pinnacle of my power, and from that day onward, I will forge mighty swords to bring down upon the heads of their enemies, I will cut massive bows from the very living wood of this earth, I will hammer stalwart armor from mere thought, and I will imbue them all with the blessings of the Nexus. Though I may one day wander off into the world to make my own way, this oath shall always bind me in loyalty and friendship to Odin and his mighty harbingers.

Should you ever require cold steel, I shall always be ready and willing to provide it for you.

*Jackie Chan breaks brick*
Thats whats gonna happen to enemies of Odin!

I may not look like a traditional viking, but I am truly one at heart.

Susan Adelaide Pachenko returning after something like a year, and ready to sign up for TOTAL VIKING POWER.

Welcome back Miss Pachenko

If I haven't already taken care of your access, I will do so later today.

Arnbjorn Thunderfist, First Son of Bergelmir, Son of Thrudgelmir, Son of Aurgelmir,
Who carries the blood-heritage of the jötnar upon his shoulders,
Whose path is foreordained in the Poetic Edda,
Does hereby swear his allegiance to Odin, his lieutenants, and the Nordic Avengers until the world trembles, water swallows the ground, and the final destiny of the gods is recognized.